Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
I find this to be sexist. Though I am lesbian if a guy if giving his girl head she better give him head too it gors both ways if not that person shouldn’t get rewarded.
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know
I think i prefer to stay single, sexless, and lonely. I can never get myself emotionally repaired. I get attached and cling to the smallest sliver of hope. I think that one night stands could potentially become something more, even though in my heart, I know that, that will never ever happen. Don’t get interested in women, Jordan. You simply lack the ability to be a normal human being.
bow chicka wow wow….But actually these are gospel